Friday, September 15, 2006

Who Will Be Auf'd?: Ultimate Edition!

This morning (at the ungodly hour of 9a.m., we've been informed) was the Project Runway season finale fashion show--right across town in Bryant Park. We would have gone, had we not been writhing in bed trying to hold down last night's whiskey. Anyway, after viewing the results thanks to the all-consuming media vacuum that is Getty Images, we're GREATLY (that's GREATLY) dismayed to report that it looks like Jeffrey "Rock Stars like Britney Spears" Sebelia might take home the title. His collection was cute (and timely: what up polka dots!), wearable and chic. Unlike the dress he shat out last week*, did you see that fug? The hell? Pleather leggings have always yelled "cocktail dress" to me, Jeff. Jesus.

Below are our favorite pieces from each designer's collection, with links and the whole deal. Tell us who you're putting money on come the finale!

Laura Bennett

DN's fave piece:

We have hardcore love for Laura, and have since the very first episode. We totally fagged out and screamed "Yaaaaaaay!" at the TV when she won the black-and-white challenge last episode. Her collection looks a little too Victoria's Secret-y with all the lace and shit, but this garment kind of makes us want to go all mod and prance around '60s Camden Town (but then again, what doesn't).

Michael Knight

DN's fave piece:

Michael has always made our loins all aflutter (he's GOT TO BE GAY) and for that, he gets our vote. His collection totally takes the '70s Blaxploitation vibe he loves and gives it a Luda/Cam'ron/Kanye twist. Maybe he's a little too provocative to take home the prize, but he'll always be a winner with us...

Lastly, this bitch's waist is like the size on my wrist. I kind of want to force-feed her a cow.

Jeffrey Sebelia

DN's fave piece:

CAN'T EVEN TALK. This dude is such a cock. But his clothes are nice. Here's to hoping Michael knocks his bitch ass out of competition. THE END.

Uli Herzner

DN's fave piece:

We've really tried to jump on the Uli bandwagon all season... but something about her doing the EXACT. SAME. GARMENT. every episode kind of turned us off her. But we must say, this collection is REALLY GOOD. She veers into Barbarella territory at times (you'll see what I'm talking about) but with this collection Uli could be this season's Chloe, a total surprise win.

Best to all of the contestants (except Neck Tattoo)! Our final wager, ladies and gents, is Michael Knight: our minds say maybe but our bodies say yes :(

*How retarded was last week's challenge BTW. As IF Angela or Vin-sane were going to be winning any challenges. They should have brought back Malan and Alison, obvs!


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