Thursday, April 03, 2008

In which Kylie Minogue tries, for the millionth time, to break America

Last night, HRH Kylissia of the Minoguerites (no relation to Sophia von Bextorvilles) brought her 8 dancers in tow and performed on the Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. Now, we've very big fans of the new album X, but we just can't seem to get behind "All I See", which is the chosen single for the American promotion of the record. It's just so... desperately AMERICAN, it makes us long for Kylie to put out a pure pop album that would essentially be "Wow" x 12, instead of "kind of weirdly awkward electro pop album" x 1. Also we really can't deal with the Tatyana Ali reference.

Anyway here is the video of last night's performance.



Yes, OK it was amazing but YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN.

It makes us long for the Kylie of yore. Or even the Kylie of new doing the Kylie of yore:



:(/:)

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3 Comments:

Anonymous stop okay go said...

Yeah, its not great by her own standards but its still pretty damn good. Girl's got it going on.

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terrible but then all her stuff is.Cannot possibly get excited about this.I hear better from barmaids on Karaoke in the suburbs,She is a so called "icon".? Of whom exactly.? Not my bag at all.It is so "drippy and wimpy" she has no voice or range or depth.Nothing, zilch, nada.

4:23 AM  
Blogger Brad said...

Go Kyles GO! Americans won't get her cause they don't GET pop in general. The rest of the world doesn't get the whole misogynistic/macho/violent themes of hip-hop... It's a fair trade-off and i'm more than happy with it....

10:50 PM  

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