Meet Dannyhott, your new favorite thing ever
This is Dannyhott.
That was Dannyhott, and 11-year-old boy with a YouTube channel, a hope and a dream, performing a daring "Damaged"/"Feedback" medley in the comfort of his bedroom. We'll bet anything that his bedroom is in Florida but we digress.
While we're wary of the Walt Disney Company being basically a government-fronted cultural infiltration op (not kidding), why they're not knocking on Dannyhott's front door this very instant we have no idea. Obviously, this child has more going for him than Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers combined. We can barely imagine a Hannah Montana-style low-budget sitcom before our brains goddamn explode into a million pieces.
Let's take a closer look.
Dannyhott singing "No Air" by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown.
Dannyhott singing "Sneakernight" by Vanessa Hudgens ("studio version, take four", readers).
Dannyhott singing "I'm Not Going" by Jennifer Holliday.
Dannyhott singing "Please Don't Stop the Music" by Rihanna.
Dannyhott singing "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis.
You get the point. The point being AMAZINGNESS.
We've just spent 45 minutes trying to Photoshop Dannyhott's face onto the cover of Frank Sinatra Sings the Great American Songbook, but we can't be bothered with Photoshop right now. God, we hate Photoshop.
Anyway, Dannyhott is amazing, and if Radio Disney know about anything they will SORT IT OUT. That's right Disney. SORT. IT. OUT.
PS: We don't mean to generalize but Dannyhott's parents have quite a few turbulent years ahead of them.
That was Dannyhott, and 11-year-old boy with a YouTube channel, a hope and a dream, performing a daring "Damaged"/"Feedback" medley in the comfort of his bedroom. We'll bet anything that his bedroom is in Florida but we digress.
While we're wary of the Walt Disney Company being basically a government-fronted cultural infiltration op (not kidding), why they're not knocking on Dannyhott's front door this very instant we have no idea. Obviously, this child has more going for him than Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers combined. We can barely imagine a Hannah Montana-style low-budget sitcom before our brains goddamn explode into a million pieces.
Let's take a closer look.
Dannyhott singing "No Air" by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown.
Dannyhott singing "Sneakernight" by Vanessa Hudgens ("studio version, take four", readers).
Dannyhott singing "I'm Not Going" by Jennifer Holliday.
Dannyhott singing "Please Don't Stop the Music" by Rihanna.
Dannyhott singing "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis.
You get the point. The point being AMAZINGNESS.
We've just spent 45 minutes trying to Photoshop Dannyhott's face onto the cover of Frank Sinatra Sings the Great American Songbook, but we can't be bothered with Photoshop right now. God, we hate Photoshop.
Anyway, Dannyhott is amazing, and if Radio Disney know about anything they will SORT IT OUT. That's right Disney. SORT. IT. OUT.
PS: We don't mean to generalize but Dannyhott's parents have quite a few turbulent years ahead of them.
posted by CEC at 4:35 PM
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Dannyhott as Frank S
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