Disconap: Bringing you play-by-play coverage of the new Goldfrapp video
0:07: Oh no! It's seems like Madonna's "people" got a hold of Alison Goldfrapp... with disastrous results.
0:18: Oh wait, she was just taking a nap. Whew!
0:57: Paging Al Gore: all nature really wants to do is dance!
1:30: Apparently "A&E" stands for accident and emergency, which we suppose is better than the "A&E" we had in mind (though we can't front on some Agatha Christie reruns).
1:41: For a split nanosecond we totally thought some Janet Jackson-style ensemble choreography was about to jump off here, which let's face it would have been AMAZING.
2:01: Not to be obnoxious but we're pretty sure the green Leaf Men are doing the exact choreography from Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" video. JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.
HOLY GOD THAT WAS HORRIBLE. PS We had to Wikipedia "Will Smith" to find out the correct ebonic spelling of that title of that song.
Back to our scheduled blog post.
2:23: What is going on :(
3:05: That's that then.
3:19: We don't think it's a cameo if it's your own band, Will. WE ARE ON TO YOU.
Overall score: 80%.