And heaven and angels sing
O hai, Jordin Sparks.
It kind of pains us to write this below that photo of Jordin looking all snappy and cute, but it must be said: her music is really bad. We're glad she won Idol and all, not that we watched that season because it was horrible, but good for her. But like all Idol winners post graduation (except for our dear beloved K. Clark), her debut album is the pits. Except for, of course, the interplanetary amazingness that is "No Air". Say it with us:
"No Air" is amazing.
Again.
"No Air" is amazing.
AGAIN.
"NO AIR" IS AMAZING!
Now we have one more reason to rejoice: someone's finally done a remix that we might be able to play to other human beings without inciting a lynch mob (we DJ'd the original--and epicly amazing--"No Air" at one of our parties and the entire bar turned into one big stink eye. To quote the bartender: "I just threw up in my mouth a little.") Obviously this is not a testament to our impeccable taste in pop music but a problem with our society at large.
Anyway the remix is by Doug Grayson and is called the "Cruel Intentions" remix (LOL ETC):
Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown - No Air (Doug Grayson Cruel Intentions remix) (YSI)
Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown - No Air (Doug Grayson Cruel Intentions remix) (zShare)
Ok, it's probably not as good as it could have been but until Stuart Price or Alan Braxe gets on that shit this is as good as its going to get. So quit your whining.
It kind of pains us to write this below that photo of Jordin looking all snappy and cute, but it must be said: her music is really bad. We're glad she won Idol and all, not that we watched that season because it was horrible, but good for her. But like all Idol winners post graduation (except for our dear beloved K. Clark), her debut album is the pits. Except for, of course, the interplanetary amazingness that is "No Air". Say it with us:
"No Air" is amazing.
Again.
"No Air" is amazing.
AGAIN.
"NO AIR" IS AMAZING!
Now we have one more reason to rejoice: someone's finally done a remix that we might be able to play to other human beings without inciting a lynch mob (we DJ'd the original--and epicly amazing--"No Air" at one of our parties and the entire bar turned into one big stink eye. To quote the bartender: "I just threw up in my mouth a little.") Obviously this is not a testament to our impeccable taste in pop music but a problem with our society at large.
Anyway the remix is by Doug Grayson and is called the "Cruel Intentions" remix (LOL ETC):
Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown - No Air (Doug Grayson Cruel Intentions remix) (YSI)
Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown - No Air (Doug Grayson Cruel Intentions remix) (zShare)
Ok, it's probably not as good as it could have been but until Stuart Price or Alan Braxe gets on that shit this is as good as its going to get. So quit your whining.
Labels: chris brown, jordin sparks, remix
posted by CEC at 12:23 PM
3 Comments:
Viva Disco Nap.
i linked your blog on mine..
KEEP POSTING!!!!!!
ox/v
Thanks for the link! I like your blog too. It makes me feel like I'm missing a bunch of cool parties with hot people. UM THX
You know, I heard this song one day and added it to my mental collection of songs to get at a later date. I got it, and played it and loved it, then I deleted it out of embarrassment. My boyfriend gave me a little shit for liking it...he's a total music snob though. I have pretty awesome taste as well, but every now and then stuff like this and Hot by Avril Lavigne (barf!! I hate that I make my ears bleed happy blood with that song) sneak in. Maybe I should add it back to my collection...
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