"Haha, it's so NME!"
WTF? We love the Misfits-meets-Libertines snarl of The Horrors, and the NME remains our favorite music publication (and yes, we realize it is geared towards 15-year-olds, but so is Teen Vogue, and we don't see any of you bitches complaining there). But somehow, the marriage of the two seems a little bit, we don't know, premature? They're acting like this is some Arctic Monkeys shit up in here. "Sheena is a Parasite" is an amazing proto-goth dance-fest, but what will the band have to talk about for an entire cover feature? Their love for Shockheaded Peter? Eyeshadow? Beetlejuice? The mind boggles. We'll be sure to let you guys know as soon as we buy our $15.99 import issue. :(