We were going to post that God-awful Pussycat Dolls video

... and talk about how we clearly mistook the word "groupies" for the word "boobies" in the chorus, but fuck that. Muscles has a video for his new single "The Lake", which is one of the best songs on his 2007 album Guns Babes Lemonade. It's well over 100% Amazing (maybe like, 144% Amazing) and demands your utter attention. Here and now.



Oh and also

You see those presses, over there?

Stop them.

The video for Muscle's new single, "Sweaty", is finally on fucking YouTube.



Muscles has made the best record of th year (with M.I.A. and Britney, obviously). This song is amazing: when Muscles yells "My ahnd slipped into your hand/And it was awesome/and you were special" we would totally cry if our hearts weren't made of ta and stone.

AMAZING!

We saw New Young Pony Club yesterday, along with about 10,000 other bands

BUT THIS SERIOUSLY HAPPENED.



What you just witnessed was NYPC covering "Pump Up the Jam" by TECHNOTRONIC. COULD A BAND POSSIBLY GET MORE META. It made our night, and we are SO glad we traipsed out to the butthole of Brooklyn to see the Pony Club in action.

Muscles opened for them, and were amazing. Guns Babes Lemonade is the best record of the year etc.