Welcome to the last blog on Earth to post about Juvelen*

This is Juvelen. He is on the right.



Are you looking at his nipple or at the kitty? This picture might as well be titled "What Kind Of Gay Are You?".

We came across Juvelen when two blogs we respect and admire, Popjustice and Electroqueer raved, almost simultaneously, about "Don't Mess", and we were, briefly, intrigued. We must say, it's quite amazing, even though at the moment the jury is still out on whether Juvelen sounds more like Prince or Mika (we're kind of going with Mika, which says more about us than Juvelen, frankly).

Here's a quite brilliant remix of "Don't Mess" by Krazie Fiesta (misspelled band names--the '90s are back indeed!).

Juvelen - Don't Mess (Krazie Fiesta remix) (YSI) (zShare)

*DISCLAIMER: Disconap.blogspot.com realizes that this is the oldest news ever, so don't bother pointing it out. Also, Juvelen doesn't have a Wikipedia page so we don't know where he is from, what he has done, or how old he is. We can tell you all those things about Richard Simmons though (long story).

We're a pretty gay blog but this is ridiculous

It's the new Darren Hayes single, "Me, Myself and I".



After viewing this video, we urge you to answer the following short questionnaire:

1. Are you are a man?
2. Do you presently have a strong urge to suck on a penis?

If you answered "YES" to both of those questions, Disconap would like to apologize for turning you gay. But you have to admit, the song is good. It's like a gayer Justin and a weirder, not as good yet more in-touch-with-the-times Michael Jackson. With some Scissor Sisters on poppers thrown in. Gay, basically. We mean, you do the math:

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We thought so.

Please join us in welcoming Tigercity into our collective wet dreams

This is Tigercity.



While we have no concrete evidence that they are homosexuals, they do look and sound like it, and as we know homosexuals make AMAZING popstars. Tigercity make soft rock songs that sound as if they were written by Hall & Oates' spermatazoa, with names like "Are You Sensation?" and "Let Her Go". We would have liked to post the MP3 of the former (because it is unequivocally fucking brilliant) but we feel like doing so may "break" some sort of law. So you should buy Tigercity's EP Pretend Not To Love from iTunes. And stream the aformentioned song below.

Tigercity - "Are you Sensation?" (streaming via MySpace)

Wonderful.