DOUBLE FRENCH BRAND NEW VIDEO BUMPER XTRANAGANZA!

...or something similarly hyperbolic.

Two of our very favorite French artists have come out with new videos this week: namely a woman who likes to sing about small penises named Yelle and a pop group that like to sing about small vaginas named the Teenagers. Both videos are beautiful in their own different ways (just like children).


That was the video for "Love No" by the Teenagers, which is possibly the most awkward excuse for a music video I have ever seen. In a way it's kind of awesome how the Teenagers are still weird enough to not know how to carry themselves in front of a camera, but on the other hand it's probably just a load of shit. The song is amazing though.



That was the new Yelle video for the old Yelle song "Je Veux Te Voir". Let's evaluate the components of this pop video, as to determine its amazingness.

Illuminated colored cubic background? Check.
Smiley face dress? Check.
Aerobics? Check.
Cheesy, hands-only choreography? Check.
GIGANTIC DANCING STRAWBERRY?? CHECK.

Yelle wins. Voila! Croissant, s'il vous plait, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir, etc.

WE ARE SO GONNA BE HERE!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! YELLE!!!! at the KNITTING FACTORY NY!!!! on 02/19!!!!!

Buy tickets here.

NOT A WYR (Weird YouTube Rut)

Yelle has a new video. Well, actually, it's a Fatal Bazooka video, featuring Yelle on guest vocals. Let us elaborate:

Michael Youn is a French comedian who used to be a radio personality on Skyrock (actually a hip hop station, so confusing) and decided to start a parody rap group called Fatal Bazooka. We know that sounds and looks shitty but it's actually HILARIOUS. They did a song called "J'aime Trop Ton Boule" (I Like Your Ass) that was all about rappers loving dudes' butts. Sounds dumb but was AMAZING.

Anyway here's the video. It's called "Parle A Ma Main" (Talk To The Hand) and it's really good. Yelle's rap only comes in at the 4:00 mark, but it's worth watching the whole thing, because obviously we are the definitive opinion on music in all arenas.



It would take us a long time to break it down but we assure you that what you just saw was HILARIOUS and AMAZING, in equal measures.

Don't thank us.